Meet Your Dreamgirl

A Little About Me

Professional Princess Playmate

Hi there, darlin'. My name is Kitten Jane and I'm a fun, vibrant girl who delights in nothing more than pleasing you to the fullest, whether that be going on a sensual adventure or just kissing and cuddling!

I'm a francophone grad student turned Shakespearean actor, and a charming conversationalist with a gorgeous behind. Come indulge yourself with the kind of girl you've always dreamed about. We can philosophize about the state of the world, your favorite authors, or just your day. I love old films, books and souls.

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Some very successful dates have been at a jazz club, a Broadway show, a vinyl bar, a burlesque show, a museum, and on the rollercoasters at Coney Island. I'm equally comfortable having a thrilling night out as I am having a romantic dinner for two. I'm also well traveled! Whether it be in Morocco, Paris, Costa Rica, or right at home I would love to get to know you.

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I believe that intimacy is a spectrum of joy. Let's be tender together. Let me make you feel special.

My Faves

 Filmmakers: Hayao Miyazaki, Pedro Almoldóvar, Quentin Tarantino

Authors: Toni Morrison, Milan Kundera, Anton Chekhov, EE Cummings

Musicians: Nina Simone, SZA, Fela Kuti, João Gilberto, The Beatles

Artists: Frida Kahlo, Jean-Michel Basquiat, Kehinde Wiley

TV: Schitt’s Creek, Broad City, Daria, White Lotus, Fleabag, Sailor Moon

Food: Chinese, Indian, milkshakes and cinnamon buns

Flowers: Sunflowers, peonies, lavender

Perfumery: DS&Durga, Gucci

Hobbies: Theatre, Karaoke, Baking, Rollercoasters

Color: Pink, of course!​